Mysterious Happenings on Greenlake

Reports show that yesterday at the Greenlake Frostbite regatta the OAR Junior Novice 8+ earned a solid 2nd place finish the M OPEN Novice 8+ event. Participants are reported as saying "we thought we were going to lose" and "what?." Regatta officials and over the top excited coaches however confirm that the OAR Novice 8+ did in fact earn 2nd place ribbons on Saturday. Some might even go so far as to call this crew a SUCCESS. Bystanders were heard saying things like "that boat looks good" and "wow look how much bigger that other crew was." Despite knuckel-headery on the part of the crew represented and general negativity I feel secure further reporting a giant CONGRATULATIONS to the novice boys team!